Until Employment or the Apocalypse
gailsimone:

WOW!
wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Veggie Tales
“‘I need you so bad, Larry!’The confused green being raised an eyebrow. ‘Need me to do what, Bob?’'I need you to fuck me!' Bob moaned. Larry gasped.'But Bob, God says-''Oh, forget God for a minute, Larry! All this want, it's for you, I need you, I want you, so bad!' Bob said.'-It's wrong-''Oh for Hell's sake!' Bob scoffed. 'If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right!'Larry studied Bob’s face for a moment, before he said, ‘Bob?’'What?!''I want to fuck you, too.' Larry smashed his lips into Bob's, pulling the round tomato into his thick cucumber self.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Veggie Tales

“‘I need you so bad, Larry!’

The confused green being raised an eyebrow. ‘Need me to do what, Bob?’

'I need you to fuck me!' Bob moaned. Larry gasped.

'But Bob, God says-'

'Oh, forget God for a minute, Larry! All this want, it's for you, I need you, I want you, so bad!' Bob said.

'-It's wrong-'

'Oh for Hell's sake!' Bob scoffed. 'If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right!'

Larry studied Bob’s face for a moment, before he said, ‘Bob?’

'What?!'

'I want to fuck you, too.' Larry smashed his lips into Bob's, pulling the round tomato into his thick cucumber self.”

okletsjam:

huffpostbooks:

What’s Your Book Shelfie Style?

how about, wherever it fits?

These are all pretty cool, except for the color one since you can’t find your way around a big collection that way. A roomie did that to one of my book shelves and I nearly lost it, seriously.
aeon-fux:

Shoko Asahara, cult leader and orchestrator of the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin attack 

aeon-fux:

Shoko Asahara, cult leader and orchestrator of the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin attack 

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

gailsimone:

tastefullyoffensive:

[mictwitty]

It looks like Gary Oldman!

gailsimone:

tastefullyoffensive:

[mictwitty]

It looks like Gary Oldman!

marvelentertainment:

Then this happened. 

marvelentertainment:

Then this happened. 

Imagine a really thick Wayfarer version of these.  That’s what me and my brother wore when we were little.  The eighties wasn’t all hideous, I spose.

Imagine a really thick Wayfarer version of these. That’s what me and my brother wore when we were little. The eighties wasn’t all hideous, I spose.

racialicious:

I lost most of my composure while interviewing this five year old Rocket cosplayer who was entirely too adorable for words. — KJ

racialicious:

I lost most of my composure while interviewing this five year old Rocket cosplayer who was entirely too adorable for words. — KJ

perrytheteenagegirl:

sylph-of-no-fucks-given:

Send this to your crush with no context

Bad call, man. Bad call.