Until Employment or the Apocalypse
flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

happyvibes-healthylives:

The serving size on a package of hummus reads “2 TBSP”. That always makes me LOL. I eat 2 tbsp of hummus as the appetizer before I actually start eating hummus for real. Make some delicious homemade hummus with different creative flavorings to switch things up and eat till you feel satisfied. Listen to your body not the label. 

buckkybbarnes:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE



I NEEDED YOU ALL TO KNOW.  AHHHH

buckkybbarnes:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

I NEEDED YOU ALL TO KNOW. AHHHH
dontkillseanbean:

Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins… 

dontkillseanbean:

Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins… 

mrrobotico:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this

florenceofalabia:

Got accused of being a guy tonight because I wouldn’t immediately turn on my webcam for a stranger. Too bad for her she didn’t have an ounce of patience. This is all she got.

florenceofalabia:

Got accused of being a guy tonight because I wouldn’t immediately turn on my webcam for a stranger. Too bad for her she didn’t have an ounce of patience. This is all she got.

Fucking Comic Nerds!

So nowadays I’m selling off my books, and someone opened an Ebay case against me. Without contacting me. Fucking rude, first of all, and second, they claim that the books they bought are 9.4 and not 9.6 as claimed. What fucking basement dweller thinks this is appropriate behavior? Neither of us are professionals, and this is like two colorblind people arguing over something being blue or green.

scarlettfallenashes:

Some test shots from my Lady Loki cosplay
Oh and Spider-Loki? 0.0

imsirius:

All of Stan Lee’s Marvel film cameos (updated!)

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,